Office Cat
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Night shift, day shift, same chair.

Office Cat

Office Cat, an orange cat in a striped shirt, red suspenders and headset, typing at a beige keyboard

One headset. Forty-seven requests. Lunch remains theoretical.

Desk Survival

Office Cat has developed three reliable methods for making it through the shift: answer politely, type decisively, and stare at the clock without appearing to stare at the clock.

Office Cat at a cubicle desk at night, lamp on, paper lunch bag waiting beside a mug

Office Cat / Lunch pending

Office Cat in headset and tie

Another Shift

The headset goes on at 8:59. By 9:03, someone has forgotten a password they never wrote down. Office Cat resets it, answers a question already answered, and nudges the beige keyboard back into alignment. The tie stays straight. The suspenders stay optimistic. At closing time, one final message arrives marked urgent. It is about chair height.

Personnel Notes

Everything important fits between the first login and the last unanswered message.

  • Ticker$OFCAT
  • DepartmentCustomer Patience
  • Primary ToolBeige keyboard
  • Break PolicyPending approval
  • Daily RivalOffice printer
  • Clock-OutOne message later

Office Cat

Same chair tomorrow.